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The "Useless" Series

Well, its been awhile since I've blogged, so I've decided to create a blog marathon. Everyday for a week, I will post about things that are completely useless. So be prepared for 7 consecutive about the 7 most useless things that clutter life.

Today's Post---Cursive Handwriting:

Ok, everyone (at least primarily throughout the US) has to learn how to write in cursive during their elementary school years. And every student has asked why. And every teacher has answered: "You'll need to learn how to write in cursive for high school, college, and the rest of your life." And every teacher has lied. If you were a persistent and inquisitive student, then you continued to as why. Some teachers might follow up with "Cursive allows you to write faster," or something to that extent.

So honestly, how many students (you included) have ever used cursive extensively outside of elementary school? Other than, of course, to sign your name? And forging another's signature---especially your parents---does not count.

Wait, cursive lets your write faster? Maybe back in the 18th century it did, before the typewriter was invented. Today, PCs/Laptops allows every student with half a brain and lots of Instant Messenger experience to type at blistering rates of 75 wpm. If you can write legibly in cursive at 75 wpm, my hats off to you.

So, cursive, the ridiculous and over-taught art. Stay tuned tomorrow for another useless creation/practice.

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Why I Hate Outlook

Ok, you may have noticed my slight propensity towards things technological. Anyway, I wanted to comment on a minor gripe of mine. Microsoft Outlook. You may remember a post from a few months ago about Microsoft Office 07. I praised the new UI (user interface) and explained a few of the new features.

The one program that has continued to suck (and no one seems to care but me) is Outlook. That is the most retarded interface ever born. Let's examine the default interface. The left third of the screen is filled with folder buttons and tabs to access your calendar, contacts, email, etc. The middle third lists your e-mails in whichever folder you happen to be viewing. The right third is a preview window that shows a preview of the current e-mail.

So wait, lets make a slow UI that has to open each e-mail as you scroll over it. But you can also double click on an individual e-mail to open it full screen. Why the crap is the preview window there? It seems ridiculously redundant to have two ways to view one e-mail. Also, if you scroll over an e-mail with a lot of in-line pictures, then Outlook takes a few seconds to load that e-mail into the preview. The computer stops to "think" and you have to wait for it. Even though you weren't even going to read that e-mail. Ridiculous. So, in summary, Microsoft Outlook is gay. Don't even get me started on the calendar portion!

My post would not be complete without listing some of the features of competitors. I'll go for my favorite, Gmail.

  • Gmail has POP access, just like Outlook
  • Gmail has e-mail forwarding
  • Gmail has 2.8GB of storage, and counting
  • Gmail links to most other Google Apps, like Docs & Spreadsheets (meaning you don't have to download attachments to open them)
  • Gmail has a great UI (conversation view)
  • Gmail has labels - instead of folders, any e-mail conversation can be put into multiple labels. For example, an e-mail from BYU which contains my financial information would be labeled (according to me) as "BYU" and "Financial Information." Outlook doesn't do this.
  • Gmail has a great search for finding e-mails
  • Contacts auto-complete when sending e-mails.

And more. So yeah, what gripes do you have about Outlook or other software you use? Do you have a good alternative? Anyway, until later, amigos

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Google Analytics and My Blog (Who is visiting YOUR blog?)

If you don't know that I love Google by now, you obviously don't know me.

So, I've been trying out Google Analytics for about a week on my blog to see how many people visit the ole' blog. Let me tell you, its actually very interesting.

At first I was only checking the number of visits to my blog. Soon I discovered the advanced features of Google Analytics. Probably the coolest is the map overlay feature which shows where your blog traffic is coming from geographically. As of today, I've had 1 visit from the UK, 2 from California, 2 from Ohio, and 27 from North Carolina.

I can also tell you that 68.75% of my blog traffic comes from returning visitors while 31.25% comes from new visitors. Or, how about the fact that 40.62% of my blog traffic comes from the link at Kristen's Blog.

Now here is the most interesting statistic: Search Engine traffic. Apparently, one visit to my blog was the result of the search keywords "brain-eating amoeba new mexico." Ironically, I do have a post in which I discuss a hike in the New Mexican wilderness where I encountered some brain-eating amoebas. By the way, if you type the above search phrase into Google, my blog is the 3rd result. Weee! So, yeah, check that out and find out how many people are visiting your blog! You may even discover some sites are linking to your blog that you never knew about. So go wild. And tell me if you use Google Analytics. We'll swap numbers.
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(Almost) Run over by a Redneck

Road rage. From silent insults to verbal and physical assaults, road rage affects all drivers. I wish to share a particularly funny (and frightening) incident of road rage that happened to me.

I was driving back from Zack's house at about 10:30pm on the Saturday of memorial day's weekend when a small white truck pulled out behind me and started riding my tail. He wasn't just tailgating me but riding so close I couldn't see his headlights in my rear view mirror. The roads were curvy and I didn't want to get in a wreck because of some idiot so I slowed down to 35-40. Apparently this only infuriated Mr. White Mitsubishi, so he proceeded to pass me on a double yellow while flipping me off. I wasn't surprised. I already knew he was an idiot, I just didn't know how much so.

He passed me, flipped me off and Logan and I laughed at this retard. Then, my shirtless, redneck friend slowed down to around 20mph and repeatedly flipped me off while staring out the window back at me. Kinda creepy. Logan and I laughed again because obviously this guy had to get somewhere important, which was why he slowed down to flip me off and show me what a tough guy he was.

Being the safe driver I am, I pulled off onto a side road in order to diffuse the situation. But apparently the freaker in the white mitsubishi decided he had more to stay. I pulled onto the road and found that he had turned around to come back for more. He pulled into my lane in order to block me off so he could have his say (or start a fight or who knows what). Anyway, I pulled onto the shoulder and went around him before gunning it all the way home. My car was not made for a 90mph high speed chase. However, it got the job done and he was unable to pursue me because of my amazing driving skills. Once I got around him I floored it and saw him trying to turn around to chase me down. Again, fortunately he appeared to have some trouble turning around and I was gone in no time.

So yeah, just thought I'd share that. So, be careful of other drivers, especially drunk rednecks.
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Analogies

Those who know me know that I love analogies. Analogies makes funny things funnier. They add emphasis. They help make difficult points clearer.

Anyway, here's an analogy I was pondering over. Last night Logan and I gave a combined lesson on the Holy Ghost. Logan explained some of the roles of the Holy Ghost (comforter, guide, etc). I tried to explain the gift of the Holy Ghost.

In my lesson I was trying to explain how the gift of the Holy Ghost is both a gift and conditional at the same time. The power of the Holy Ghost is different than only having the gift of the Holy Ghost. I was having a rough go of it, but I thought of a good analogy to make my point.


Let's say someone gave you a HUGE entertainment system. A 67" HDTV with BOSE surround sound---the whole 9 yards. So you get this awesome gift. Yet you don't have a single power outlet in the entire house. So you already have the gift, but no power to use it. So that's how the Holy Ghost is both a gift and conditional.

Also, if you haven't seen the funniest birthday video in the world, you should check it out.
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Southern Weather

What am I looking forward to most about coming home to North Carolina? Besides seeing friends/family/etc? That would be warm summer nights. I just love going outside my house (in NC) and just enjoying being outside as the sun sets. Here, it has been cold and cloudy. 60s during the day is nice, but when the sun goes down, I just don't want to go outside. But yeah, I can't wait for some good ole' Southern Weather.

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Google PowerPoint? Now Why Was I Going To Buy MS Office Again?

Well, a lot of people know how big of a Google fan I am, so I thought I would let you guys in on the newest addition to the Google Docs & Spreadsheet applications. Yes, Google will soon be adding a presentations section which will be comparable to MS PowerPoint. That's about all the details I'm privy to. I figured this would be a good time to examine products designed for home productivity and compare/contrast some of the different solutions out there.

I would like to briefly mention the three main types of office software out there. One is Microsoft Office. The second is Open Office. The third is Google Docs & Spreadsheets.


 

Here's what you need to know. Google provides a good, free alternative to MS Office. While you will lose some functionality, you will gain mobility. Google also allows you to collaborate on documents more easily than Office. So here's the bottom line. Because Google Apps relies on internet access, I would recommend Google Apps for people who are always in range of a broadband connection and don't want to pay for Office software.

MS Office gives you tons of features than are necessarily essential but can be both convenient and time saving. For example, being able to publish blog posts from inside Word. How about being to use Word to automatically insert bibliographies and switch between bibliography formats like MLA, Chicago, etc and automatically update references throughout the paper. The features are cool and timesaving but not essential. If you have the money, Office 07 is certainly worth a try. The competition between Google and OpenOffice has certainly made MS step up its game.

OpenOffice certainly has its strong points as well. OpenOffice offers less functionality that MS Office. However, you don't need internet access to work on documents like with Google Applications. Here's my take on OpenOffice. If you only occasionally use Office type applications and have reliable internet access—stick with Google Apps. If you use Office applications extensively or have spotty internet access and can't fork out the cash for MS Office, OpenOffice is the direction you should take.

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Blog Color Scheme Update

Yep, the blog has gone green. Green is probably my favorite color so I picked something that would reflect my amazingly cool sense of style. Anyway, I really like how it looks. If you have any suggestions, let me know. Oh yeah, check out the "Best of the Best" blog posts there to my right. There are some good blog tid-bits and fun memories for all.

And be sure to read my provocative opinions on Sociology and Race, located below.

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On The Topic of Race

Obviously, college is all about higher learning. Grade school is two parts common sense and one part busy work. While you learn a few interesting tid-bits, you are not mentally challenged in the same way that college does. I'm in a sociology class, which makes some interesting points and is all about observing and understanding social behavior. Don't get me wrong, this is a great science to study, but sometimes the "liberal" tint the book takes frustrates me. I think my general skepticism stems in part because my teacher wrote the textbook I use. In my case, sociology is just like dessert—one serving is good, but two servings of the same thing is just a little too much to digest.


 

Anyway, because I write on a blog that only my family reads, I can splash my opinion liberally wherever I desire. So I will. Here is a statistic from my book that I think is ludicrous.

Factor (relating to divorce %) 

How much does this decrease the risk of Divorce? 

Some college (vs. High School dropout) 

-13%

Affiliated with a religion (vs. no religion) 

-14% 

Parents not divorced 

-14% 

Age 25+ at marriage (vs. < 18 marriage) 

-24% 

Having a baby 7 months+ after marriage (vs. childbirth before marriage) 

-24%

Annual income of $50,000+ (vs. $25,000 or less)

-30%


 

Totals:


 

-119%


 

Since I enjoy destroying credibility, I copied this table directly from my book (minus the "Totals" row). I saw this figure and thought something didn't add up. I added the percentages and found that by following the advice of this table, you can have more than a 100% guarantee of not being divorced.

So, if I marry a Mormon girl at age 25 who has not suffered through her parents' divorce and I work as a successful software engineer making $75,000 annually (of course no children until at least 9 months after marriage) then I have a 119% chance of staying married to her. I will hold my teacher/textbook to that promise.


 

Anyway, on the topic of race, I have been reading the chapter on race. Here are several concessions I have.

  1. Race is not biologically based, human DNA is more similar than different (with regards to social boundaries)
  2. Non-whites (in the US) have suffered tremendous injustices since the founding of the US and before.
  3. Racism still exists today on both a culturally conscious and subconscious level

Now, in my book/class, there is a plethora of statistics showing racial prejudice/discrimination in today's society. There are stats showing the average and infinitely higher (as the book says) quality of living among whites versus non-whites. The way the book makes it sound, blacks are cultural victims. Because of their race, they have been doomed to receive jacked-up mortgage rates versus whites and to live in higher average poverty than whites. The tone suggests that being white provides a social bonus, while being black/non-white is a large obstacle to any social/monetary success. Granted, I see the point, that racism is still a problem in today's society. But I realized that I am not going to get a better job because I'm white. I mean for crying out loud, if I could get some social bonus because of my race, why would I go to college and get a degree?

The book paints blacks as victims (keep in mind I speak to the majority who are not the rare victims of circumstance) and whites and instigators. Sure blacks and non-whites may have more obstacles to overcome than a white person, but they are not powerless victims (as the book depicts them). I believe each of us has power to control our lives. I could drop out of college right now and find a mediocre job and live a mediocre life. I could change majors, work harder, work less, get married, etc, etc, etc. My point is that we choose what we become. We each have obstacles in our lives. Some we place there. Other obstacles are placed there by others. Whatever the case, if we choose to be victims of circumstance, we are only victims of our own fear and laziness. It is infinitely easier to blame circumstance when the real challenge is choice. College is difficult. I have to constantly choose difficult tasks. I choose to write a paper due next week. I choose to wake up early (7:45am) to get to classes on time. I choose to study when it would be easier to say I have a hard 16 credit hour schedule plus working part time and can't study.

Instead of focusing of victimizations of certain ethnicities, we should focus on improvement. If someone is dissatisfied with their current position, try to change it. It may be harder for some than for others, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't try. There are a few people who truly are victims, but they still have choices and chances for self improvement. If we do nothing to change our own position yet complain about it, then we are much more to blame than ANY external factor.


 

If anyone has actually read to this point, I applaud you. I'm sure I ramble more than most. But for you, oh faithful reader, I have an overreaching point that connects my proverbial dots. I don't want to major in sociology. Whoops, sorry for the letdown. Anyway, before I wrap up, here is a link to an uplifting post from one of my fellow bloggers and friends from high school. He makes some valid points and shows an example of someone who believes in choice and changing your circumstance—not letting your circumstances change you.

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A Really Patriotic Song

I'm a huge fan of music. My iTunes is 80 songs away from 3,000. With 8.7 days of music on my iPod, should you chance to see me, odds are I will have a pair of earbuds in and jamming to some sweet music. I don't say this to brag. I only reference the volume of music I listen to illustrate the fact that I keep "in touch" with the happenings of the music scene. Very rarely does one of "cool" or "hip" bands of the day sing about something truly inspiring, patriotic, or something that seperates itself from the rest of the music scene. Well, I have such a song. It is sung by The Almost, and their debut album is called Southern Weather. The song is their tribute (more or less) to the song "Amazing Grace." So, mom, listen to the song. You may not be a fan of this style of music (although I think you will), the message and meaning of the song very cool and very well done.

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Life at BYU

Before I step on any toes, allow me to preface this post by saying that I have really enjoyed going to BYU this semester and had some professors I really enjoyed and met some people that are super cool. This experience is (generally) atypical. Now that I've said that, allow me to elaborate on a particular annoying experience while at the Wilkinson Center (the center of BYU)

So Phillip and I were eating lunch together when a girl asked to sit down at the table with us. Now Phillip told me that he knew of her but didn't really know her. Phillip and I continued our conversation about missions/missionary work, since he is leaving soon on his mission. I told him about my last roommate and how he lived in Virginia and was called to serve in North Carolina. I also said that my roommate's father told my roommate that he was "sorry" (direct quote from my roommate's father) for his mission call.

This incredibly PRICKISH girl chimes (picture with snobbish inflection) "Well, your on the Lord's errand and where you go shouldn't matter."

Totally true. Let's pause and reflect upon my story. Did I ever mention that I felt sorry for my roommate's call? No. The irony/humor of my story came from the fact that my roommate's father, the one person you would expect to be the most supporting of a mission call, expressed a very atypical reaction. The point is humor, not to mock the mission experience.

I tried to explain myself by in various ways by saying that being called to a mission where you live or very close to where you live would be difficult because of how close you would be to your "regular" life, making the temptation to leave/slack off much higher. No, this girl would hear none of it. Every mission is perfect, as is every missionary. My point was only that certain mission calls could have very different challenges.

This girl continued to make equally snide remarks as the first quote! What's up with that? I think I know the answer, but I want to emphasize that this next portion is my opinion.

Because I have been extremely sick over the past few days, I haven't shaved. I was still feeling under the weather and woke up late today, missing my first class. I had forgotten to shave and so I looked a little scruffy running out the door. I felt that the snobby girl (as I will refer to her from now on) judged me because of my scruffiness and then made comments based off this superficial observation accordingly. Not even that, she heard a snippet of the conversation and decided to call me to repentance, if by nothing else than a snappy tone and "holier than thou" comments.

What does this mean for me and the rest of humanity? Your accomplishments do not determine who you are. They certainly provide indicators, but they are not you. In the case of snobby girl, just because someone attends BYU, does not give them any higher spiritual qualifications over anyone else. In contrast, at BYU there are many opportunities to hear from general authorities and have a very spiritual experience. But just attending BYU does not make you perfect.

Moral of the Story: Don't eavesdrop on conversations and then snidely interject. Offer an opinion, join the conversation before refuting the character of the people involved.
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A New Heart? Cool

Check this out. Scientists in England have engineered heart valves from stem cells. Apparently, this is the first time any part of the heart has been engineered in a lab. From what it looks like, we (the human race) could benefit from stem cell heart tissue within three years. That would mean that many people with heart problems could delay heart transplants or avoid them entirely by replacing portions of the heart with stem-cell-grown tissue. Even better, scientists also hypothesize that within 10 years we could grow entire hearts from stem cell tissue. This would increase longevity of patients and eliminate the need for lots of rejection drugs when replacing/repairing organs. Interesting to consider, eh?
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Technology Lovers Galore

Hello fellow blogger people. If you have never read a post on this blog before, READ THIS ONE. I've compiled a short and sweet list of the must-haves of internet goers. If you use the internet, check these out.

Google News
Number one on my list is Google News. This is an oldie (in Internet years). Google News has been around since about 2004. It has been out of beta for a little over a year. And it is one of the most useful sources for news-alcoholics. Google News compiles news articles from all the major news providers like CNN, MSNBC News, ABC News, Fox News, The New York Times, The Washington Post, etc, etc, etc, etc. Right now, Google News pulls news from 4,500 different sources. Instead of browsing through different news sites to find out what's happening, Google News sorts out current events by topic and lets you pick which news provider when you want to read the full article. Trust me, just go to http://news.google.com and browse around. It's pretty cool. The first time you visit Google News, you will see some default categories on the left like "World," "U.S.," "Health," "Entertainment," etc. You can browse through these popular headings or do a search (like Xbox 360 if you are me) to find news relevant to you. Now, here is THE cool part. While browsing Google News (you must be signed in with your Google account), Google will start to figure out what interests you. It will then automatically compile a "Recommended" section that contains articles that you would like to read. Now, when I go to Google News, I rarely leave the "Recommended" section. Google News also lets you create your own sections (like "Xbox 360") so you don't have to do a search. Also, you can create e-mail alerts that notify you when "big news" is happening to a topic of interest. That's about it for Google News. Check it out, love it, use it. I never go a day without checking it.

Google Reader
I do apologize for the "I'm in love with Google tone," but the services they provide are certainly unique and par above the rest. So, what is Google Reader? Google Reader is just as essential (in my opinion) as Google News. Google Reader is a web based RSS/Atom feed viewer. Some of you are quite familiar with RSS feeds on your Google homepage. For those that aren't here is a post explaining RSS/Atom feeds and how that relates to your Google Homepage. Anyway, Google Reader allows you to subscribe to all your feeds, place them in folders, e-mail them, share them, sort them, organize them, star them (like Gmail), add tags (similar to "labels" in Gmail), etc. Basically, Google Reader is the perfect (web based) way to view RSS/Atom feeds. In order to make this applicable, here is how one would use Google Reader to view multiple blogs. If I were Kristen and had 15 blogs that I visited everyday, I would get tired of hopping from blog to blog and sifting through annoying load times. Google Reader would eliminate that. It automatically downloads THE ENTIRE POST from blogs (including pictures) and sorts the downloaded posts by date. Basically, you can view entire posts for every blog you frequent from one place. I won't go into features too much, but go to http://reader.google.com and check it out. It's worth your time.

Google Notebook
Google Notebook is no longer part of Google Labs. What this means: Google Labs looks cooler, has more settings to tweak, and allows for more control of sharing. You can allow people to read a notebook only, read and edit, or publish the notebook for the world to see. It's cool. Head over to http://notebook.google.com and play around. Its cool.

Google Homepage
Google Homepage has gadgets for these Google services: Google chat, Gmail, Google Calendar, Google News, Google Reader, Google Notebook, Google MP3 search, Google Docs, and some others. If you've used it, there is a Google Homepage gadget for it. Click "Add Stuff" from your Google Homepage and then search for "Google." All of the aforementioned Google services will be available to add to your homepage. They are very useful and very cool.

April Fools
This is one I wish was true. Head to http://mail.google.com and read about the new paper archive feature. Unless I'm way off here, looks like an early April Fools joke. My favorite line is the "Photo attachments are printed on high-quality, glossy photo paper, and secured to your Gmail Paper with a paper clip." However, Gmail was launched on April Fools day, so keep your eyes open for new changes to Gmail....ones that are real. Also watch out for Google's TiSP April fool's joke. This one made me laugh. It advertises free broadband by flushing a optical cable (provided by Google) down your toilet.

So there you have it. Technology from around the web. Enjoy, use them, and let me know what you think. If you want more details on certain features, just comment me. Until then, sianara
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Questions

Here’s a question to ponder. Cable TV and Cable internet. Both use the exact same cable to transmit data (coaxial). However, TV allows for streaming of live video with no “buffering” delays. Even Hi-Def channels (which transmit more data) have no delays while viewing them. So why is watching TV or clips on the internet so much slower. Watching Hi-Def trailers (forget HD movies) take an exponentially longer time to view. So my question is why? Does anyone know the answer to my ever-more perplexing question?

 

Oh yeah, if you stood in a sphere of mirrors, what would your reflection look like?

 

 

So yeah, if you have answers to my questions, or other cool questions that have always puzzled you, post them here.

 

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I Like Photoshop


Ok Guys, a quickie post for now. I've been using photoshop. So here is a picture of me. I was playing around trying to make myself subtly more attractive without making drastic changes. Anyway, see if you can pick out the photoshopped picture. Enjoy
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The Long Awaited Podcast

Here is my podcast...








Here is the link to download the file if you don't want to listen to it on my blog.
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Another Cool Analogy

I think of my blog as a place to post personal thoughts and feelings, however random they may be. Anyway, here is another musing I had as I walked up to campus. Its about 3 or 4 blocks, so I had quite a bit of time to ponder. So here it is.

I was contemplating my ordination to Elder and the nature of the Preisthood. We all (for the LDS population that reads my blog, readers of other faiths can still understand the analogy) know what the Priesthood is; that is the power to act in God's name. That's a pretty standard saying in LDS culture. But what does that mean?

I really pondered over the phrasing "...to act in God's name." I related that to my life. Giving someone the power to act in my name would be the same as givng them everything that makes me, me. For example, giving my father my social security card, my ID, my bank account information, etc. He would then have the power to do anything in my name. Giving someone that power shows a tremendous deal of trust. Imagine giving someone close to you the power to make every decision in your life. Things like class registration, getting a job, earning money; they have all that power. That is tremendous trust. That is the same trust God gives to us. He gives us the power to act as him, in his name.

Just some thoughts.
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Life is A Swimming Pool

So why is life like a swimming pool. That's a good question that I'm about to answer. I had this amazing analogy a couple of days ago when I was pondering about the course my life has taken up until now. This is what I came up with.

When we are born, we start in the kiddie pool. We wade around through elementary school/primary amidst toys while our parents watch over us and occasionally splash around in there with us.

As we mature we venture into the shallow end of the pool. Our family is all around us, as well as our friends. We play through high school, carefully shielded from the entirety of the pool around us. We realize there is more to the pool than where we are, but its too big to really understand.

Just to interject, I can't really complete the analogy, because I only can relate my feelings up until this point in my life.

Anyway, as we graduate high school, we climb out of the shallow end and wander towards the diving board. Our parents have yet to realize we have wandered off. Suddenly, we find ourselves poised on the end of the diving board, looking out at the pool, finally seeing everything for the first time. We find ourselves separated from our parents, poised over the deepest and scariest end of the pool. Its something we have to do alone, and the decisions we make on that diving board will affect the rest of our lives.

I feel like I'm at the end of that diving board, finally seeing my life for the first time. My mission, marriage, a career, my education, my family, all lays in front of me and for the first time I'm rushing to meet it. In the shallow end, we wade around without a grasp of what lies in front of us. Now, life is staring us hard in the face, and we have to dive.

Yep, that's my analogy. Enjoy.
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BYU-I Year In Review


Well, with barely over 24 hours until my departure from BYU-Idaho, I feel that this is a good time for a little reflection on this semester both the good and the bad. First off, a little award goes out to my parents and my siblings for their spectacular support over the semester. Research suggests that raising a child to age 18 costs around $150,000 give or take a little. Now, that translates (based on $60,000 annual income) to $1,080,000 over 18 years. That translates to $918,000 after 15% taxes. Take another 10% for misc. debt and expenses leaving the take home pay at $826,200. Now, $150,000 means that a parent spends 18.16% of their income on one child. How many people do you care about enough to spend 18.16% of everything you make on them. Now let's not forget the cost of raising children after 18. The cost of college (a 4 year college education) is probably decently close to the same $150,000 mark after book, tuition, living expenses, etc. So thank you mom and dad for you absolutely fantastic support of me over the years. Monetarily speaking, you've only given me 18.16% percent of your monetary possessions, but I know that you've fact given me 100% of yourselves, plus some change. And were it required I would give you 100% of what I have. That happens to total to the order of $0.72, but hey, its the thought that counts, right?
As far as my BYU-I experience, it has been quite an eye opener. The culture here is quite different from the culture of North Carolina. Rolling hills are replaced by snow capped jagged peaks that loom in the distance. Greenery is replaced by potatoes. Also, a town that is 98% or 99% Mormon is quite foreign. Its pretty cool no longer being the minority and my social/religious life has become one and the same. My educational experience here has been excellent as well. I have enjoyed all of my professors and I have learned so much. I really like my Computer Science teacher. He worked on Microsoft Word 97-07 editions. For those who don't know, MS Word 07 is the new version that will become public on Jan. 30th, 2007. In Word 2003 he did the research pane where you can look up word definitions. The point is that he is an awesome guy and really knows his stuff. I mean that guy knows computers. And he has a sense of humor, which is verryyy rare. Most amazing to me is learning how to program computers. For example, imagine you have 5 numbers that you want to sort lowest to highest. It would take you about 10 seconds. Imagine that you couldn't do that. Imagine that all you could do was tell if one number was higher than another number. Someone had to tell you to look at the first and second number, see which one is higher, and then either switch them or leave them the same. That's what programming a computer is like.
Back to my year in review. Another thing I have learned is that Calculus is evil. Yes, calc II was created by mentally insane people. You know, one day, I just realized that by adding consecutive nth-order derivatives that I can approximate functions through polynomials of order nth + 1. And I'll call it a Taylor series. And I'll put cool-looking Greek symbols throughout my formula so people will think I'm smart. That's what Calc II is like. I understood what I said about as much as you did. So I have successfully eliminated math as a possible career choice.
Overall, the year has been cool. I've enjoyed my time here and felt like I've experienced a little more of the world. Again, a huge thanks goes out to my friends and family. I really wouldn't have survived this semester without you guys. If you've so much as e-mailed me over the course of the semester, you've made a sizable impact on my life, and I appreciate it. Plus I loving hearing from anyone from NC, I miss my home land.
One last little story. Fortunately I have a laptop, so when I want to type a story about my roommate, I can just leave the room as I'm doing it. Anyway, I got a ride with him down to Provo this last weekend. I've seen bad drivers, but I honestly thought I was going to die! He was only going 5 over the speed limit, but when he would get get behind a car going slow in the left lane, he would ride up on their bumper, I mean realllllyyyy close, begin honking his horn and flashing his lights until they moved over! I mean, I honestly thought we were going to get shot! Anyway, I found another ride back from Utah, one that didn't involve my roommate so things went much smoother. Anyway, happy holidays to all! Merry Christmas and see you in North Carolina at 7:35am wednesday morning!
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Weather Forcasting Should Be Standard

Alright, what is up with Rexburg weather? I mean I thought weather forecasting was the same everywhere. Apparently not. So before I go to bed I check the forecast. The forecast is 'light snow.' Now being from North Carolina, I thought 'light snow' meant 'light snow,' when, in fact, 'light snow' actually means 3 inches of wet snow blowing in your face at 29 degrees with a windchill of 2. Ok, I'm exagerating; the windchill was closer to 14 degrees.

More to the point of the story, I thought that being only 29 degrees (that's reasonably warm by my Rexburg standards) I went out in a t-shirt with a AE sweater overtop and jeans. Whew! Snow was blowing hard enough into my eyes to make my eyes start to water! I think a few people thought I was bawling and have me some odd stares on my way up to campus. Rexburg natives, pugh! The point of the story is: weather forecasting is different for every area. So to prevent weather forecast confusion, I've added a North Carolina/Rexburg translation guide:


North Carolina ForecastRexburg Equivalent
Midly warm, high of 62humidity 100%, heat wave of the century
Slightly Chilly, high in 50'sGetting toasty out there, DON'T BRING A JACKET
Very cold, possible ice on bridgesStandard weather pattern
Bitter COLD, lows in the 20sNippy in the morning, wear a hoodie
Blizzard of the century! STAY INDOORSLight snow expected, wear a jacket, no gloves
Blizzard of the MILLENIUMMild snow, add the gloves
--no NC equivalent--Mild to heavy snow---expecting 24-36 inches per hour




So there you have it, how to interpret weather in Rexburg. Seriously, there was 2-3 inches of snow on the road and not a single snow plow. I asked someone why and they said the snow plows don't come out until it snows!! I looked incredulouosly at her as I politely pointed at the 2-3 inches of white powder on the ground. I maid a mental not "not to talk to crazy."

Back in NC in t-minus 6 days.

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